One Liners Jokes

 

One Liners Jokes

 

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

3. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

4. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.

5 A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

6. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

7. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

8. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

9. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

 

Special thanks to Ken G. for the "one liners"